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The DVD: The Adventures
of Ivan the Slug
Hello there Viewers
Ivan the Slug here, welcoming you to my first
DVD.
(Yes, I know I'm not actually a slug - it's
a nickname, okay?) Here are The
Parables as you've never seen them
before!
Are you the sort of people who are interested
in at least some bits of the Bible, but also
enjoy watching things like The
Office and Blackadder
on TV?
Then this is the DVD for you! More than 40
minutes worth of my exciting adventures featuring
crime, extortion, derring-do and shameless
advertising, not to mention laughs galore
and worthwhile lessons by the dozen.
Suitable for anyone
from about the age of 7, including
unpleasant teenagers and layabout students.
And if smaller ones creep unbidden into the
room, well, there's nothing too shocking going
on - although I do get beaten up rather badly
during the second reel. And they didn't even
provide a stuntman…
Look, I hope you appreciate all the trouble
I've gone to producing this DVD - it's taken
months! A lifetime of experience and noble
suffering rolled into 40 minutes. AND DON'T
MISS THE EPILOGUE, ALRIGHT - IT'S THE MOST
IMPORTANT BIT!
This feast of improving entertainment features
two all-time favourite Parables for the price
of one! Yes,
the second Parable comes ABSOLUTELY FREE
Happy viewing!
I remain, dear friends, your humble servant,
Ivan the
Slug
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